Ok I figured out the controls but they are a major pain in the ass. Playing this game feels like a chore. Sound effects are shit. Controls are shit. Face it, a major shitfest to be had!
I would have played this, but I am too damn lazy to download the Unity player. So, I am just going to count this as shit alltogather! GAMER ABUSE! RAISE CRAP GAME AWARENESS!
Amazingly enough paper cup has 97 more games like this on Kongregate. He makes fun of the autistic on his member page. Here he makes fun of asians. I reported him for abuse for the dogpile of crap games. ABUSE!
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why not?