Soldier 1:Sir there's a big monster eating us blasting poison spheres at us to should we kill it.
Commander:No that would be idiotic destroy the chest you idiot.
Soldier 2:Ahhhhhhhh!!!! *is eaten*
Soldier 1:Sir its coming!
Commander:DONT ATTACK DESTROY THAT CHEST! AHHHHHH *is eaten*
Soldier 1:Retr- *is dead*