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Kid Launcher

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Sep. 17, 2011

Rating: 0

Store Clerk: Okay, who sold a bear a machine gun?!?! Newsman: In other words, a bear is trying to shoot a fat kid running down the sidewalk. The bear is shooting, but not hitting the kid.

Kid Launcher

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Sep. 17, 2011

Rating: 2

Why is he even messing with a bear anyway?!?!

GregManiacs

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Sep. 08, 2011

Rating: -2

Greg can't die.

Backyard Monsters (removed)

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Sep. 08, 2011

Rating: -16

There should be a sequel called " Front Yard Monsters"!

You are a...

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Sep. 06, 2011

Rating: 1

You are a prickly condom who likes to fatten dwarves. O_o

You are a...

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Sep. 06, 2011

Rating: 1

I sell feet!!!!!!!! AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

You are a...

Play You are a...

Sep. 06, 2011

Rating: 0

How do you lick Mexico?

You are a...

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Sep. 06, 2011

Rating: 0

How does a dollar sell firemen. O_o

Easy Joe

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Sep. 05, 2011

Rating: 4

Lets see, there is one guy and about 23 girls(yes I counted) at the party. He's lucky.

Snail Bob 2

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Sep. 05, 2011

Rating: -13

Spider Bandit, Spider Bandit, does whatever a Spider Bandit does.

Elephant Quest

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Sep. 04, 2011

Rating: 1

Such a nice ending. Literally.

Infestor

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Sep. 04, 2011

Rating: 1

I wonder how Infestor takes control of a body. Does he eat their head or what?

Nyan Cat: Lost in Space

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Aug. 13, 2011

Rating: 1

Where did my crack pill goooo?...ooohh...

Lemon Smash

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Aug. 07, 2011

Rating: 2

Chuck Norris can smash lemons without touching them.

Backyard Monsters (removed)

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Aug. 07, 2011

Rating: 8

@Vaylemn: They supposed to look like a Incan Tribe.

Mini Scientist

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Jul. 31, 2011

Rating: 0

Okay... Who made the engine easy to get to?

Penguin Overlords

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Jul. 31, 2011

Rating: 3

Some people say that an animal will take over the Earth. It's not going to be the penguins because they don't know how to walk around walls.

Create A Cow

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Jul. 16, 2011

Rating: 2

BEST GAME EVER!!!!!!!!

Backyard Monsters (removed)

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Jul. 08, 2011

Rating: 7

Has anybody ever heard of a monster lab or champion cage? If so, please leave a comment on my profile.

Epic Battle Fantasy 3 Walkthrough

Play Epic Battle Fantasy 3 Walkthrough

Apr. 10, 2011

Rating: -17

please add better ruin guide.impossible to understand!

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