We must let this game win the monthly prize! We shall vanquish the new Reincarnation game and carry this masterpiece on our tired shoulders up until it reaches 5 stars!
Gather round, my kongregate brethren, and hear me, for I bear a message from the great celestial forces that rule over our fair gaming website. And lo, they say simply this: May thy masterpiece and thy holy grail of Flash be recognized for what it is, and may it be hefted upwards through each of thy five shining beacons of epicness. Let it be known that the great accomplishment that is Achievement Unlocked 2 deserves such an honor, and that any who rate thine game lower than 5 stars is an abomination upon the world.
Make it so, my children, make it so.
That farmer is BAD ASS. He fought off rabid wolves, trained infantry, demons, armed APCs, squadron after squadron of bazooka troops, helicopters, all varieties of tanks, and even freaking ZOMBIES with a rifle. Then he looted their bloody remains for cash and valuables, and with that ill-gotten moolah bought a rocket turret and an orbital ion cannon to more effectively massacre the many foes of sheep. This man is equal in awesomeness to a cyborg Chuck Noris, if he is not the man himself.
Rtpunk, I'm sure the developers thought of that. How can I be sure? Because they included an item in the game that actually allows you to return the kitten to your robot's head. Play through a game next time before you bash it.
 "Achievement Unlocked 2"){kind=icon}
 "Pillage the Village"){kind=icon}
 "UPGRADE COMPLETE!"){kind=icon}
 "Flakboy 2"){kind=icon}
 "Solipskier"){kind=icon}
 "The Farm"){kind=icon}
 "The Impossible Quiz 2"){kind=icon}
 "MARDEK RPG: Chapter 2"){kind=icon}
 "Power Tank"){kind=icon}
 "Doodle God"){kind=icon}
 "Pixel Legions"){kind=icon}
 "Robot Wants Puppy"){kind=icon}
 "Tower of Greed"){kind=icon}
 "Super Marine"){kind=icon}
 "Sydney Shark"){kind=icon}