your "damage" stat is broken. every time you pick up the axe from the woodsman, it adds the attack again, but you never seem to actually get any stronger. im at 10k damage right now, and i have the same hp left after a boss fight as i did at 1k
damn, I've never tested 10k damage sorry for the bug I'll go on and fix it right now am working on the inventory system. And it might be because the enemy gets to hit you first, and my while loop checks the enemy hp and player hp after every turn and you always get hit atleast once.
game is completely broken. world 3 is impossible. im convinced the only way to get to it is to make so much money you glitch out your money and it displays "$nanb" and gives you infinite cash. on fight 150 of world 3, i have 7740 horns, 1017 leather, 1032 milk, and a level of 43k because that glitched out and im getting a level every turn. i cant kill the enemies in 1 full shot. which is 50,000 mana. the enemy hits me once, and will kill me, or leave me with almost no hp. you cant even get past world 2 without glitching the game.
not enough storage? for what? 3 screens of text? is your computer from 1983? oh wait. you just have no fcking clue what youre doing and are wasting my goddamn time.
terribly slow movement that cannot be upgraded, in a game obviously made just to have upgrades? no thank you. try putting some thought into your generic shit.
not even able to hold my attention for a full minute. you die too easilly, have no control over jumping, you just jump straight up, and the sword seems to miss the small guys every time i try it. F this game.
when colecting items from a shop, i had 2 keys and an herb at the begining of the level. started the level and hit the first shop, and the game froze. cant select a 4th item, and cant leave the screen. 0/5
i hope this only took a few hours to make, because this "game" took less than 30 minutes to beat. its a piece of shit. you CANNOT loose, and as such there is NO difficulty. there is no learning curve because the game is literally just "drag the mouse around". while better then alot of the crap that gets submitted here daily, this isnt worth the time you speant on it regardless of how long that was.
OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING. another game where you just click the text and auto around everywhere. im sure this one will be flooded with R2's kong bots in no time to make it appear people actually spend hundreds of dollars on this shit.
pointless game where there is no form of challenge or difficulty whatsoever. you cleary didnt play test the game either, because i can jump OVER the level ending, meaning the level dosent end because that trigger is set improperly. boost dose NOT work 90% of the time, and even then its useless. sometimes the "monster" truck dosent transform untill half way through the round. i understand that you guys are clearly just reusing code from other games, but cant you at least TRY to improve on it for once?
this is literally the exact same game that you uploaded back in may. you STILL havent fixed the problem where the game goes through terrible lag regardless of the quality nor computer, and the game is still unplayable past level 20 because of this.
who didnt see this coming from their last tower defense game? slow paced grindy gameplay where it is literally impossible to make the highest scores without giving them money. no more ninja kiwi crap for me im afraid. ever.
this game is boring as shit. you just run to the right and ram into eery enemy you see. theres only 3 upgrades, and they honestly add pretty much nothing to the game. please put a little bit of effort into your games, instead of uploading something that clearly took about 5 minutes for you to rip the code from one of the several games that operate EXACTLY THE SAME AS THIS, and change up some sprites.
from what i can see this is not even a game. its just some poor attempt to make a damn click fest on a text box while you spam low quality copy/pasted anime type characters and backgrounds. its obvious that you either pay for a good score or something of the sort, because this is the exact same low quality garbage that comes here every single day and has absolutely no value whatsoever. make a flash movie, and upload it to newgrounds. THIS IS NOT A GAME.
i see you updated the game. thats good. unfortunately, now i get NOTHING but regular, green and yellow drops. all of which are 100% worthless past level 15 or so. i still cant get a purple item, and still havent gotten another outfit to drop. are outfits the only purple item? if so PLEASE MAKE THIS CLEAR IN GAME. if they arent, then change your drop rate of purples and blues to increase with the level your playing, and remove plain and yellow items entirely from the drop list for insane mode. whatever backwards chinese way youre doing it currently is just extremely frustrating, and making me not want to ever come back to this page again.
ive reached level 91 without ever hitting a purple weapon, and only getting a berserkers outfit on my first boss fight. the ENTIRE game can be won by using 2-4 gravity guns, and the rest nothing but rapid guns. this game is far to easy to just run through and never die. fix these problems, especially the complete lack of purple items, AND the references to screens that dont exist in game.
sometimes the "suv shield" damages me, and sometimes it dosent. sometimes ramming enemies on the side works the same as ramming them from the front, and sometimes it dosent. if youre going to steal someone elses ideas and throw different graphics on it, at least fix your shitty bugs.
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damn, I've never tested 10k damage sorry for the bug I'll go on and fix it right now am working on the inventory system. And it might be because the enemy gets to hit you first, and my while loop checks the enemy hp and player hp after every turn and you always get hit atleast once.