CaptainNitpick's Comments

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Chronicles of Blood	Jan. 27, 2013 Rating: 5 What an awful, awful worthless game. The only people who should be more ashamed than the developers are the people who actually find this fun.
Antimatiere	Dec. 24, 2012 Rating: 0 I expected to solve a mystery, not fall into a hole and have the game end.
Reincarnation: Bloody Bayou	May. 15, 2012 Rating: 70 It seems like a lot of people are missing that the guy is beating his wife when the demon shows up. That's the evil act the guy is guilty of.
Dawn of the Dragons	May. 11, 2012 Rating: 14 Boring, tedious, essentially no gameplay. Click attack a few times, then wait and wait and wait. Terrible, terrible game. 5th Planet Games should be embarrassed by its awfulness.
Creeper World 2: Academy	Dec. 21, 2011 Rating: 3 That's a great place to hide a secret level.
Monster Truck 3D	Jul. 30, 2011 Rating: 1 I started the first level. The truck immediately flipped over on its own. Did anyone bother testing this garbage?
Pandemic 2	Feb. 20, 2011 Rating: 0 Completely dependent on luck, it's more like a slot machine than a proper game. I have no idea why it's so popular.
Rebuild	Feb. 19, 2011 Rating: 4 I liked this game on normal and hard, but the harder difficulty levels seem to be almost purely luck-based. And I have terrible luck. I'll lose 4 people to disease while trying to secure my first hospital.
Collapse It	Feb. 03, 2011 Rating: 0 I'm convinced the Need Beer hobo is secretly funding this war against civilization. Also, one of the songs sounds a lot like Pierre Henry's Psyche Rock.
Yacht Boat Escape	Dec. 25, 2010 Rating: 2 A lot of the puzzles don't make much sense, and neither does the premise. Why am I trying to abandon a large easily-visible and seaworthy yacht in favor of an inflatable raft? Once the SOS is sent, I should just hang out eating fruit and drinking booze until the Coast Guard shows up.
Dragon's Call	Dec. 17, 2010 Rating: 0 Uninspired setting, tedious gameplay, and incomprehensible English. Par for the course for badged online games on Kongregate.
Magma Mines	Dec. 16, 2010 Rating: 10 It'd be nice if there were some brakes.
Thousand Dollar Soul	Oct. 10, 2010 Rating: 2 Not really a game, but cool regardless. Reminds me of Strange Days and The Thirteenth Floor.
Parachute Retrospect	Aug. 14, 2008 Rating: 0 Reminds me of the ancient MacOS game Stunt Copter.
Monsters' Den: Book of Dread	May. 14, 2008 Rating: 0 The workaround seems to be working on the lag problem. Now fix the emporium inventory disappearing!
Monsters' Den: Book of Dread	May. 12, 2008 Rating: 0 It's not the advanced pathfinding that's slow, it's everything else. The original Monsters' Den ran fine on this machine.

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