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Max Damage 2

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Apr. 18, 2014

Rating: 2

Take that, art!

Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar

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Apr. 12, 2014

Rating: 1089

ProTip: Play this game on a laptop in a public bathroom stall with the volume turned up. Roooooaaaaaarrrr!

Bubbles 2

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Mar. 29, 2014

Rating: -1

Plenty of bubble, but not enough bobble. Good luck getting that music out of your head now (evil grin).

Pixelvader

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Mar. 23, 2014

Rating: 13

Thank God I never have to see level 9 boss ever again. [Gets to bonus Round] FML...

Color Pic-a-Pix Light Vol 2

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Mar. 22, 2014

Rating: -2

Is it pedoctopuses or pedoctopi?

Feudalism

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Mar. 22, 2014

Rating: 1

Once you're already on a horse, you can equip weapons that normally wouldn't let you buy a horse while equipped.

Feudalism

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Mar. 22, 2014

Rating: 1

Equipping a Mysterious [anything] of Death will pretty much automatically get you the Medium badge. Then you can sell it (or not) and proceed on to global conquest.

Shadowreign RPG

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Mar. 15, 2014

Rating: 11

First Riddle answer (How many months have 28 days?): "All of them"

Forbidden Arms

Play Forbidden Arms

Mar. 15, 2014

Rating: 0

Sometimes when charging the moonblow I turn into a log & disappear...what's that all about? Also am I the only one who waited to click after defeating the demon just to watch her bounce some more?

Developer response from kreig13

It's the evasion skill. I'll try to fix this as a toggle skill next patch.

Forbidden Arms

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Mar. 14, 2014

Rating: 0

...so it seems if I ever get knocked down I'm pretty much screwed? Yikes!

Developer response from kreig13

hold down the movement keys to get up. upgrade the 'Ukemi' skill to roll at a specific direction with invulnerability frames. also that same skill allows you to press 'space' midair to recover when hit up there.

Defender's Quest (lengthy!) Demo

Play Defender's Quest (lengthy!) Demo

Mar. 09, 2014

Rating: 5

"...a drunken weasel GOD!" This game was made for me. Buying it just because of that!

Champions Of Chaos 2

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Mar. 08, 2014

Rating: 1

I also like that the announcer at the beginning of battles sounds like the Macho Man.

Developer response from EpicLLama

^^!

Champions Of Chaos 2

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Mar. 08, 2014

Rating: 1

While the Engrish is pretty rough at parts (especially the tavern), I LOVE the fact the armor shop does the sell/buy math for you and lets you upgrade in one simple step. Well done!

Developer response from EpicLLama

Thanks for the feedback; happy to know you liked the game!

Zombies Took My Daughter!

Play Zombies Took My Daughter!

Mar. 02, 2014

Rating: 3

How can I swing a wrench, hit nothing, and still lose 12% durability??? These zombie-killing wrenches obviously didn't come from Home Depot...

Exit Path

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Mar. 01, 2014

Rating: 1

There's something about those really long violent rewinds. Maybe it's the fact I lived long enough to see one? Regardless, it eases the rage from dying after making it so far...

Pirateers

Play Pirateers

Mar. 01, 2014

Rating: 2

I wanna meet the person who wears an Antique Brooch that weighs 117kg!

Race The Sun

Play Race The Sun

Feb. 23, 2014

Rating: 3

I hate crashing into houses all the time, but it sure is glorious when I do!

Accelerator

Play Accelerator

Feb. 23, 2014

Rating: 7

Badges don't register--is there something I'm doing wrong?

Developer response from TenebrousP

My fault, sorry! Fixed now.

Hanna in a Choppa

Play Hanna in a Choppa

Feb. 17, 2014

Rating: -8

I just spent my entire day off impressing Eric. Worth it.

Monster Arena

Play Monster Arena

Feb. 16, 2014

Rating: 2

This must have been made in Japan...I'm fighting a large twitching ass with buck teeth. Bonzaiiii!

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