Sir? Yes, sir I'd like to return this hotdog. It's covered in gum, and I swear to god I just saw it murder two people. Why are you selling something like this? Who permitted you to sell these things in New York?
"Is your refridgerator running?" "Why yes, I think so." "Then you'd better go catch it." "What?" "No seriously, go catch it, it's literally murdering people as we speak. I'm calling the cops. Where the hell did you buy this thing from?"
The reason sharkman dies is because the mad scientists who created him didn't think their plan through entirely and mistakenly gave their creation the worst of each DNA stands. Sharkman, though he has the face of a shark, has the lungs of a man. So he is gifted with the ability to move on land but cant actually breath under water. And as for the reason he cant just swim out, his fins cant support the enormous weight of human organs and he cant float to the surface and instead sinks to the bottom. I hope you can understand their drastic oversight when they created this new monster killer.
>see lots of comments about how bad the jump is
Well it can't be THAT bad
>plays game
I have never been more wrong in my life. Decent puzzle planning, alright concept, but holy frijoli that has to be some of the worst jump physics I've seen in a game before. There are a lot of jumps that you should definitely be able to make, but can't because the world apparently decides that discount indian jones here suddnely gains a hundred pounds of gravity every time his feet aren't touching the ground.
Why does this store only have one employee? Where's my boss? Am I my own boss? Why haven't I hired anybody yet? Why is my paycheck 100$? In this economy?
This update hurts my soul since in the past there were updates that actually helped improve the flow of the game a little and I would think to myself "alright, this is good. Not great, but they're going in the right direction." And now the game feels like it's reversed direction and said floor it. The quantity requirements feel like padded fluff instead of actual content balance (WHY DOES ALPHA NEED 3000 SHELLS). I still can't hit lover with Not Rainbowdash since the requirement for Face Puncher keeps going up. I missed out on Lover with Bonnibel after being 30 minutes away from 35 Wisdom and now it's 40.
I love about 90% of the girls but this game is losing appeal very fast. When people asked for a balance of pace, I don't think they meant strapping weights to everyones' legs. That's not balance, that's torture.
Incredibly atmospheric and wonderfully paced. Kate moved a bit slow for my taste, but it helped keep the game from feeling too fast and helped keep the focus on the puzzles rather than the speed. The music was really well done. I wouldn't call it special or overly memorable, but it fit the theme perfectly and really helped with the shaping of the atmosphere. Also quite adorable to boot. Wondefully done in only five days.
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I swear it wasn't my fault, i bough this very unique and expensive mustard. I was promised it had one hell of a killer kick!