castorpollux

Plereibus: you guys are fat
Plereibus: goodnight
Declipse: I’m fat where it matters bby
Declipse: THE HEART
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castorpollux: hey man, in the 90s we were told we could be anything.
Blakeos: that’s a boatload of crap. I wanted to be a jeep.
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del24408989_3555: I typically describe my genitalia in terms of quantum physics because imagining numbers makes me sound MUCH more impressive.
Solistus: also, because it only exists as potentia, since it’s never been observed by an external subject
Solistus: OOOH QUANTUM THEORY BURN
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Discerp: Khan, I’m not looking to cheat. I’m looking to deconstruct the game.
Khanate: thats what I say to my gf at night
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grumny: why would anyone want a chat sim? REAL chat is full of people who can’t pass the turing test
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TorpidTorpor: If you want to be a guy, like, you have to carry your money on your butt. Because we’re going to have to spend it, they’re damn well going to take fart-infused-cash.
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chi_squared: if the best insult that you can come up with is “You belong to a tribal moiety that is opposed to my tribal moiety,” you are probably an idiot
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Beagle2: solo you can take your waiting for beags simulator
Beagle2: and shove it straight up your millennium falcon dylithium crystal port
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FlutterbeeMLP: Schrodinger’s couch, you are both sleeping on it and not sleeping on it at the same time, until you are observed.
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maive: Shinku…
ShinkuTear: maive?
kazeshi: now kiss