This game lags on a custom built gaming rig. As much as I want to play it and enjoy it, because the premise of the game looks like a lot of fun, I just can't handle the lag. It makes the controls lag like a boss.
500k points? That's insanity, especially in a game that doesn't get bigger with you. I got 350k and there were harpoons, nets, and bombs all over the place. What the heck.
11,890. Kudos to anyone who doesn't cheat and manages to get the hard badge. By the time I got smothered in love the squares were moving so fast that it was impossible to dodge.
Okay, I quit at 19. Painful yes, but I don't consider spending 40+ bucks to replace my trackball for all the clicking that I have to do, not to mention the PFS (painful finger syndrome) this game gives worth the pleasure I get by defeating 'bots that don't finish TROLOLOL.
I agree with robargh. I had to consult a guide because I couldn't read the black writing, and I have a monitor that automatically adjusts my brightness settings.
I can't tell if the the turtle is wearing a neck brace or a grin in the Newgrounds logo, but either way it's insanely hilarious. I love the art in this game. Great job, Gonzo.
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