Crinkz you are gay and I'm going to steal your idea and make it better just like the RPG thing Mwahahahahahaha. Anyway I clicked your link so you get like 2 cents or whatever.
I'm kind of a connoisseur of DD games n sorry cuz I would give you credit if it was due but this game sucks my butt. The hit detection is way off. Like when you play DD you always wanna be like a step above or below the enemy n come up to hit em but yours is fuked cuz they hit you way farther away than they should also no weapons no jump kick bro I really was trying to see the good in it but there is none except maybe as a joke you raped the DD franchise with your fail don't know what they are smoking at armor games but it must be the good shit
This game reminds me of this one time there were these zombies chasing me and I was all running from them and then there was like this turkey on the ground and I'm like oh hell yeah let me eat this turkey but like I just ate it all running.
Before you raise anything else, raise your smarts until all the books give you +7 (Maybe around 80 or 90 smarts, +7 is max you can get). Hold on to all the books you find until you get your smarts that high and then read your books to maximize your skill points.
Just beat it. Towards the end I died on every screen. As truly awesome as this game is, it kind of sucks the only thing that really makes it difficult is if you shoot or act too fast you lose control until the game catches up with you. It just doesn't work when there are that many zombies. Too bad about the chick, but duh that was going to happen. Shoot her in the head and throw her overboard then just paddle back with a shovel or rifle. Or you know what? I still had gas in my inventory so that would work. I also had two rolls of duct tape, so I would have had a last go at the chick too.
*SPOILER ALERT*
Ok this is driving me crazy for some reason. I found her and am looking for the boat... but it really bothers me she is bitten and the storyline is not addressing it more. Like, "hey we got to find antidote or something..." If you beat it tell me what happens. Not like I'm sad or anything if it is a bad ending. If it gave me the option to shoot her I would because her following me with no good explanation as to how this works out is bugging the hell out of me.
You know you are playing this game too much when you are at a stoplight with a blue convertible in the left lane, a tow truck in the center, and black corvette on the right and you immediately think must destroy Imperial, Raider & Xeno.
I'm looking at Kelly on the floor here with her hand reached out and pressing G does nothing. There are also no boxes or dialogue to save her. Is this a bug? If I can't save her I should at least be able to do other things to her, or maybe put something in her outreached hand.
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