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Meat Boy

Play Meat Boy

Aug. 06, 2011

Rating: 2

Doesn't actually work for me at all, input buttons do literally nothing. I'm stuck on level one because my man of meat refuses to move from his original spot.

Mr Runner 2

Play Mr Runner 2

Aug. 01, 2011

Rating: 3

As someone who likes running so much, he must be bummed out about not having any legs. Like the game though. Really addictive trying to trim the route down just that little bit.

K.O.L.M.

Play K.O.L.M.

Aug. 01, 2011

Rating: 0

I enjoyed the puzzle/platform aspect. The controls were pretty tight which was nice. The only thing I didn't like about it was I could tell that the plot and atmosphere and whatnot was going to cause a bunch of insipid hipsters to gush about how beautiful and artistic it is. "Oh my goodness it's amazing, it's like a poem. It really tapped into my soul. When GlaDOS... sorry, I mean 'Mother' flipped out I was all like oh my goodness this is amazing, I cannot sleep tonight for I have viewed perfection and khjnoalkerfhealk;mhlksah" But it was a really good game, basically what I'm saying is sometimes the commenters make me want to stab someone.

Dude and Zombies

Play Dude and Zombies

Jul. 25, 2011

Rating: 2

Had the frozen zombie bug as well. Also, the spitfire seems to kind of blow. (I'm sorry, I love terrible puns.) But seriously, it doesn't feel like an upgrade from the previous weapon.

Pel

Play Pel

Jul. 25, 2011

Rating: 3

Fun, simple game. Nice to have a 'hard' badge that, while tricky, doesn't also require you to set an entire evening aside.

Epic Battle Fantasy 3

Play Epic Battle Fantasy 3

Jul. 16, 2011

Rating: 0

If you don't mind being a filthy unscrupulous cheater like me, the card game can be beaten by the handy use of print screen and MS paint.

Globetrotter XL

Play Globetrotter XL

Jul. 11, 2011

Rating: 2

God bless the UK. And Italy. Loving Sri Lanka as well now.

Ultimate Assassin 3

Play Ultimate Assassin 3

Jun. 30, 2011

Rating: 1

Love how they trashtalk what a terrible assassin I am after I've killed the guy they're supposed to protect.

Cargo Bridge: Armor Games Edition

Play Cargo Bridge: Armor Games Edition

Jun. 09, 2011

Rating: 3

Minor confusion until I realised you could basically build mini suspension bridges.

Endless Migration

Play Endless Migration

Jun. 09, 2011

Rating: -2

Some of the achievements might be easier to get before you get certain upgrades. For example, Royal Lineage, Rabbit's Foot, Rain Dance and Homing Beacon made Flying Solo quite difficult to get, whereas Bourgeoisie will be easier if the only one of those you have is Royal Lineage. And, while it's extremely unlikely you'd get into this situation, Phoenix Pendant may make it difficult to pick up the consolation prize. Fun game, by the way, although intensely frustrating later on.

Dragon Age Legends: Remix 01

Play Dragon Age Legends: Remix 01

Jun. 06, 2011

Rating: 1

Fun game but in dire need of polish to prevent the game freezing every couple of deaths, and to allow me to jump instead of continuing to hack at enemies while I'm standing in lava.

Pixel Purge

Play Pixel Purge

Jun. 04, 2011

Rating: -3

Kohakuuchika, I hope lightning strikes your modem.

Pixel Purge

Play Pixel Purge

Jun. 04, 2011

Rating: -1

Arafelis' advice worked a charm for chain 1000. Only thing I ended up moving for was one shield, and just pumped everything into rate of fire and extra bullets.

Onslaught2

Play Onslaught2

May. 04, 2011

Rating: 1

My rockets are tasing people! :O

Onslaught2

Play Onslaught2

May. 04, 2011

Rating: 0

Laser turrets on EVERY SPARE INCH. It's times like this I wish there was a grid or something so I didn't have to waste time trying to place them right next to each other.

Guy of My Dreams

Play Guy of My Dreams

Feb. 14, 2011

Rating: 6

This must be about long distance relationships; it took me a whole year of dating to discover that the guy was attractive.

No Time To Explain

Play No Time To Explain

Jan. 26, 2011

Rating: 3

Amusing but the jump mechanics are frustrating and inconsistent.

Get Off My Lawn

Play Get Off My Lawn

Jan. 13, 2011

Rating: 2

I think I may have accidentally found a glitch and skipped 4 levels or so. It started to fade out and then suddenly I found myself killing critters I hadn't seen before and earning a couple extra trophies. And now I'm on level 21 and I'm almost certain I'm going to get a whooping like I've never seen before. :\

I Am An Insane Rogue AI

Play I Am An Insane Rogue AI

Jan. 08, 2011

Rating: 2

Enjoyed it, although when I found myself short of the 'play for too long' achievement, I was forced to start a level, put neurotoxins in the middle level, and then go watch TV for an hour.

Arkandian Crusade

Play Arkandian Crusade

Dec. 26, 2010

Rating: 3

Interesting distraction. One minor quibble: the whole 'character generation by conversation' thing, while a novelty the first time I saw it in a game, was also a colossal nuisance in that game. I recommend against using that model of character generation, ever. Of course, it's difficult for me to tell if those conversation options actually had any sort of impact on my character at all. Especially with the whole 'amnesiac' thing you've got going on.

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