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Windows 95 simulator *FUNNY*

Play Windows 95 simulator *FUNNY*

Jan. 07, 2011

Rating: 2

If you have to include the word *FUNNY* in your game title, chances are that claim is BS.

Bumper Boat Rush

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Jan. 07, 2011

Rating: 5

I sure boinged the hell out of that girl. :S

The Terrible 2 Player Pong Game

Play The Terrible 2 Player Pong Game

Jan. 07, 2011

Rating: -3

The ball has a horrible tendency to get stuck in a near vertical bounce and take forever to reach the other paddle.

Adapt or Die

Play Adapt or Die

Jan. 07, 2011

Rating: 5

Sometimes it feels like the bots aren't even taking my orders at all. I highlight them all, and point them towards a hex, and they just listlessly float about doing nothing.

Little Jupiter

Play Little Jupiter

Jan. 07, 2011

Rating: 4

I would suggest adding some hit points. If you get damaged 3 times, you have to start over. Right now it's just tedious having to start the stage all over again after a single mistake. Also, turn down the acceleration to below half the current amount. I hate having to constantly tap by just tiny little amounts to avoid careening off uncontrollably.

Domino Creator

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Jan. 07, 2011

Rating: 91

Cool game. One thing I'd like to see is a highlight under the domino you're currently placing to see which direction it's likely going to fall, so you can create neater tracks.

House On Fire!

Play House On Fire!

Jan. 07, 2011

Rating: 1

To get into the computer, the username is "ALICE" and the password is 3343431. I don't know how the one guy managed to figure it out, but he must've been real f*cking patient. The drawer implies that you need to shift the letters up by 25 (or down by 1). Oh, and it's the username, not the password. And how you're supposed to know that the number on the burned sheet is for the computer and not the safe, let alone know if the numbers are 3s or 5s, I have no idea. But this game is terrible, and you should feel terrible for making it.

Stupid Quiz

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Jan. 06, 2011

Rating: 9

"What is the square root of onions?" No. You fail at Impossible Quiz plagiarism.

K.O.L.M.

Play K.O.L.M.

Jan. 06, 2011

Rating: 2

It would have been very interesting to have the super shield not be available to you until after you destroyed the core. Then you could choose between two endings: one where you destroy the core and escape (Easy) and one where you did not destroy the core and escaped without protection (Hard). (Side note: currently, it is completely unnecessary to destroy the core. You can just leave the facility after getting the super shield and the ending is still the same.)

Imperfect Balance 2

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Jan. 06, 2011

Rating: 2

Actually, I heard random deep laughter from the pits of hell.

I Am An Insane Rogue AI

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Jan. 05, 2011

Rating: -2

"What? no song at the end? :(" Yeah, and you totally could have parodied "Still Alive" while you were at it.

I Am An Insane Rogue AI

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Jan. 05, 2011

Rating: 0

I hacked a mainframe after I had lost all my cycles.

I Am An Insane Rogue AI

Play I Am An Insane Rogue AI

Jan. 05, 2011

Rating: 0

@Nerdook: Dude, that is like, so deep.

Monotris

Play Monotris

Jan. 02, 2011

Rating: 16

On second thought, keep it the way it is. I just beat level 7 and I'm not feeling anything that could resemble a challenge. Staying alive is laughably easy; all you have to do is just keep like colors together and they pretty much just match themselves. I haven't come anywhere close to the halfway level yet. Oh, and there's no reason to go up in level. The game gets harder, but the point gains are always the same. In short, this game is boring. 2/5

Monotris

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Jan. 02, 2011

Rating: -2

This game would go a lot faster if you could match any shape on the queue, not just the one on top.

Painter

Play Painter

Jan. 02, 2011

Rating: 9

This story has an embarrassing number of missing frames. Where the hell did the robbers come from? Why does that big guy have the brush? And now he crashed a motorcycle and now the brush is back? What? SHOW STUFF! Transitions are your friend!

Primary

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Dec. 31, 2010

Rating: 3

It feels like I'm running through molasses.

The Mind Test

Play The Mind Test

Dec. 31, 2010

Rating: 2

A quiz game should either track the number of wrong guesses or boot you back to the beginning on a wrong answer. Not both.

The Linear RPG

Play The Linear RPG

Dec. 31, 2010

Rating: 3

@fuzzballt71: I got it. It was long and tedious to get there, but totally worth it.

The Linear RPG

Play The Linear RPG

Dec. 31, 2010

Rating: 8

HUGE GLITCH: At level 74 and beyond, HP does not properly max out at 9999, and instead continues to rise will beyond that point. (I wish I could say that I was joking about grinding that far.)

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