chavforlife

i am a fuckin chav m8 so dont fuck with meSo, u wanna know somethin’ about me? OK, first, I can give u some tips:
Tip 1: Call me "CHAV.
Tip 2: If u’r not my friend, add me! (But ask first)
Tip 3: … Er… there is no tip 3…
Tip 4: I’m ALWAYS at “Zero Axis”… but I don’t tell u, ‘cause that is a secret!
Tip 5: Read the tips above this one!
Tip 6: I know a good joke! … But I just can’t remember it…
Tip 7: U better not hate any of my friends!
Tip 8: Don’t eat candy from strangers…
Tip 9: If u don’t like “Zero Axis” u need a LIFE!