God:
All humans seem the same to me.
Me:
thats cuz your a racist f***face redneck a**hole!!!
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
cant you?
God:
" Can't you be more polite."? Can't I?
Me:
your a bit of a d*ck
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I don't know whether or not I am of a d*ck.
I am a giant electronic brain.