This is a true master piece. Oh by the way can anyone help me? I'm looking for the name of the game on Kongregate where you start as a small asteroid or something and have to bang into things smaller than you to become a planet, star etc...
"Okay what happened to you?"
"My house was wrecked by my crazy child!"
"Max I assume? So overall in damage he has cause $645456466 damage to your home?"
"Thats him alright!"
"Oh by the way he spent his pocket money on...hooker magazines."
"What?! Couldn't he have waited till' he was 4?"
glitch for all badges! lose first battle, click re-load and it with flash through each place. click to fight when the last place comes up and then skip your turn and youve gained 80 points! really works!
. He had put up a william walden poster in his room when he was 14, and thought that at least it was her biting him... 'Better her than a fat old man' he thought. Clutching his most prized possession, the rotten 50 year old crap inside a skanky toilet his wife gave him as a two week anniversary present, he slowly passed into Zombification. He was still stalking prey 3 years later... and did so until the army of england decided to take matters into their own hands, and dropped several nuclear bombs onto the city of london, where the outbreak had first occured. This is the story of git face.
when the outbreak occured, git face was outside of one of the city of london's rescue stations. Just when he thought he might break through the crowds and get inside, a rocket powered dustbin on wheels being drivn by an old fat guy called george bush came up behind him. It couldn't stop. It crashed through the crowds and killed at least 746458453 people. git face was almost as unlucky, as he was pinned under the rocket powered dustbin on wheels being drivn by an old fat guy called george bush. Then, as if in a dream, william walden came out of nowhere... but she wasn't herself, it was quite obvious that she had been turned into a Zombie. Blood ran down her thong, drenching it. Before git face could react, not that he could do much, being pinned under the rocket powered dustbin on wheels being drivn by an old fat guy called george bush, william walden sunk her teeth into his penis.
When the outbreak occured, git face was outside of one of the city of london's rescue stations. Just when he thought he might break through the crowds and get inside, a rocket powered dustbin on wheels being driven by an old fat guy came up behind him. It couldn't stop. It crashed through the crowds and killed at least 74 people. git face was almost as unlucky, as he was pinned under the rocket powered dustbin on wheels being driven by an old fat guy. Then, as if in a dream, william walden came out of nowhere... but she wasn't herself, it was quite obvious that she had been turned into a Zombie. Blood ran down her thong, drenching it. Before git face could react, not that he could do much, being pinned under the rocket powered dustbin on wheels being drivn by an old fat guy, william walden sunk her teeth into his penis. .
by the way look after the . on my first message and you will see a hyphon signaling that it is minus 99999999/5 for all of those brainless weirdos out there.
This is mainly a rubbish game and im sure cbww would agree with me. the battles are too long, no levels, no upgrades, no badges, no multiplayer(NO!!!) and simply boring.-99999999/5
here are some cheats to enter at the main menu
evolution points:ThePlague
start in Madagascar:AfricanDream
mutator trait( only works if you play on realistic):RadiationSickness
 "Artillery Ace (KONG)"){kind=icon}
 "Rebuild 2"){kind=icon}
 "Toss the Turtle"){kind=icon}
 "HighScores"){kind=icon}
 "The Epilepsy Game"){kind=icon}
 "Age of War"){kind=icon}
 "Mars minner"){kind=icon}
 "Max Damage"){kind=icon}
 "Sonny"){kind=icon}
 "Crush the Castle Players Pack"){kind=icon}
 "Zombie Creator"){kind=icon}
 "Strategic Mayhem"){kind=icon}
 "Pandemic 2"){kind=icon}