clearskylord

Why are you reading this description page? You stalking me? Nothing better to do? Have we had a fight and now you’re trying to somehow get a one up on me by reading this? Are you a government spy? Maybe you’re just playing an idle game and reading other peoples descriptions, looking for something clever? Have I been reported by some schmuck who caught me breaking the rules, and you are a moderator investigating my page? Infact, WHO are you? What god given right do you have to read this? Well whoever you are, if you are a government agent investigating me, I promise I haven’t done anything suspicious, and you can trust me, because I put it on my description page. If you’re still reading this, then I wonder if I can mind control you through the power of my description page, please lick your left index finger and slide it down your monitor in a suggestive fashion.
If you did it, and you truly are under my spell, and not a government agent, go down to the store and buy some Peanut butter M&M’s and send them to 607 Lafayette Street
Bensalem, PA 19020. I fucking LOVE that shit. But if you aren’t under a spell and you are a government agent, don’t send anything rude, naughty, inappropriate or stupid to my house, I’m very sensitive to having my feelings hurt by post.
I have nothing else to write, sorry that I have to end it here, but I can’t write this forever, or I’d still be writing it now, I’m really sorry, but I have to go.