*sees muffin as his next piece* Muffin, go away. *Another muffin comes up* WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS THIS? *A third muffin* I will eat your soul, game developer, I will eat your soul.
I don't like this game. I LOVES IT. Nitrome has produced some beautiful games, at least in my eyes, in his career making flash turn to pixely magic, but this makes all of his previous work look like mere cherries on top of a much bigger sundae.
Just based on this 'Sneak Peek' I am already in love with FPA. Expect a purchase or two from me to get this awesome pantsy adventure when it's released!
Why do I insist on letting the insufferable wild birds in the house mother? Because I can, that's why. Also, I killed Scruffles. Sorry. - Clarence, your "sweaty pie" as you call me behind closed doors.
"Sir, Burrito Bison has broken out. . . again."
*twitch* "What. . . "
"Y-yes sir. He also broke our famous wrestler, Jawbreaker's jaw. Afterward he yelled something about pretending the floor was made out of lava."
"Send. The. Mustache. Cops."
I hope your mother knows you used her credit card, other wise she'll be very angry. You're not going to get your money back either, it's a horrid game that needs quite a bit of work before it could even be considered decent.
Look, another Nerdook game! *rates five without even having to play*
While it may not exactly be my favorite of your games, I love the concept and certainly adore the artwork. Good job!
Bob,
Do you not notice that every time you scream, "Hey Maggots!" at the top of your lungs you get gangbanged by a roving horde of zombies? Perhaps you should consider purchasing a piece of duct tape with your hard-earned zombie killin' money so you don't get thirty chain-saw wielding zombies charging at your lower intestine.
Just a suggestion,
Management
My niece wanted a doll and a puppet this Christmas. After playing this game, any and all dolls/puppets that dare come underneath the Christmas tree will be slapped, shot with a BB gun and then beaten with a golf club regardless if they moan or not.
Also, Timmy why did you want so many dolls this Christmas? I mean I'm glad that you got your requested gifts and whatnot but next year pick something like a puppy or a kitten. Thanks, Santa.
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