1.Get a small space pod.
2. Fit thousands of Spiral Knights in it.(What do you mean, how? I don't care HOW, just do it!)
3. Crash land on a strange planet.
4. Befriend the native lifeforms (AKA Strangers)
5. Give them 'Shinies' (crowns) in exchange for gear.
6. Waffles.
Heroes trying trying to kill me with their guns...but my Drones stopped them dead... I have my Traps and Turrets... Fighting back... And I shot them in the head! Kill the heroes! No survivors... I make my final stand. After the battle... Have no fear... I will LIVE to fight again!
Ah, and what the mooks say has three parts: the first, such as 'How dare you',the second part such as 'point your blade at us!' and the third, such as 'long live the daimyo!'