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Reactance

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Mar. 14, 2011

Rating: 1

I wonder why the hard badge isn't 15 levels beaten, 15 levels without getting hi.. OH GOD WHAT IS THIS?!? MAKE IT STOP!

Guy of My Dreams

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Feb. 14, 2011

Rating: 1

Had someone that was a family man, athletic and generous (+18). Dumped him for the man of my dreams who was a paranoid abusive couch potato (-12). What is love baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

No Time To Explain

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Jan. 27, 2011

Rating: 4

What the hell did I just play? 0_o

Liquid Measure 2 Dark Fluid Level Pack

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Jan. 18, 2011

Rating: 3

Why didn't they just go to the hardware store and purchase the right pipes the first time?

Liquid Measure 2 Dark Fluid Level Pack

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Jan. 14, 2011

Rating: 5

Anybody else beating a lot of the levels with left over pieces?

Tag Attack

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Dec. 16, 2010

Rating: 0

I'm seeing trails maaaaaaaan

Radical Fishing

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Dec. 13, 2010

Rating: 0

If only I had a longer line, I could catch crabs too.

Love

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Dec. 10, 2010

Rating: -1

What I'd really love is if the box had some color to it so it wasn't almost impossible to see on this monitor.

Castaway

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Dec. 10, 2010

Rating: 3

Welcome to bizarro world economy, you're helping the town and the monsters only give $2-$3, if you're lucky enough for them to drop gold and a healing item worth anything cost $75? The cost system needs to be re-evaluated so the player has something to work towards rather than laughing it off and going to a different game.

Rescue On Cocoa Farm

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Dec. 03, 2010

Rating: -4

Chocolate sausage game + hairy penis inspired hills scattered throughout levels = 0_o

Flaming Zombooka 2

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Dec. 02, 2010

Rating: -2

I got 99 problems but a zombie aint 1.

Toxers

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Dec. 01, 2010

Rating: 2

Awesome game overall. Only 1 complaint though, the percentage to hit does not accurately portrait the correct percentage. With a 95% chance to hit rifle, I can hit realistically about 50%.

Helen Keller RPG

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Nov. 22, 2010

Rating: 6

Oh yeah. Also, RPG? PSSSshhh.. More like simulator.. XD

Helen Keller RPG

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Nov. 22, 2010

Rating: 2

THIS IS JUST LIKE BEING HELEN KELLER!!! 5'D ALL THE WAY!

Johnny Why Are You Late?

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Nov. 19, 2010

Rating: 331

The boxing gloves need to be for the wife, honestly, who the hell locks up everything essential to getting ready and out the door in the morning and leaves a cryptic note on how to get it open? Does she change the combo daily? I think this guy needs to reconsider his marriage.

Blow Things Up!

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Nov. 18, 2010

Rating: -3

Apparently the physics on my computer are broken since the balls all land like they're hitting glue traps.

Feed the King

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Nov. 05, 2010

Rating: -4

This is madness! THIS IS CAKETOWN!

Project Wasteland 0

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Nov. 03, 2010

Rating: -3

There's a huge bug in the game, the main character is a furry.

Reincarnation: All Hallow's Evil

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Nov. 03, 2010

Rating: 5

Beware the magic relocking basement.

Wizard's Run

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Nov. 03, 2010

Rating: 2

Would like to see a difficulty setting to make the game harder. Got gold medals all the way through the first time.

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