cockyR's Comments

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High Tea	Feb. 14, 2011 Rating: 19 Do those people seriously expect me to cross half of the Chinese sea to deliver one lousy crate of opium?
Guy of My Dreams	Feb. 14, 2011 Rating: 7 I met Paul when I was 20. I just grabbed him and we lived happily for five years, but then I decided to dump him for a guy whose head had a shape that suited me better (I love square-headed guys). Unfortunately, after 20 years of happy marriage, he left me when we bumped in another girl. So sad!
Effing Meteors	Jan. 13, 2011 Rating: 6 This is one tough dinosaur, being hit in the head by a 30 miles asteroid and surviving. On the other hand, he's higher than the Mesosphere, so he has to be more than 100 km tall. Godzilla doesn't look so impressive anymore...
Toxers	Dec. 06, 2010 Rating: 4 I just missed the Kapow! attack 9 times in a row. If the hit chance was really 75%, the chance for 9 consecutive misses would be 0,00038%. Seriously?
Bowmaster Prelude	Nov. 26, 2010 Rating: 1 I would have preferred stronger or more enemies in less waves. I usually killed them all off as soon as they entered the screen and then I had to wait quite some time for new enemies to appear. Even without this waiting period, I think the game is simply too long, the enemy variety isn't good enough for 30 levels. Still, a decent game.
Factory Balls 3	Nov. 25, 2010 Rating: 5 I played all three Factory Balls games in a row and their main problem is that they are way too short! Extremely addictive!
Amorphous+	Nov. 25, 2010 Rating: 40 Jeez! Only four awards to go and then accidentally erased my save somehow. Still, this is my absolute favourite game. I played it for hours and it never got boring. The number of enemies was great but every type of enemy was different from the others instead of just being stronger or faster. The scientific descriptions of the enemies were informative, clever and funny. After every award I got, I hurried to read the comment on that award and those made me laugh almost every time. Better graphics would be possible but not neccessary. I turned the music off pretty quickly and continued to play with my own songs in the background. All things considered, this is an extremely addictive and funny game, one of the few that I'll rate with 5/5.
Globetrotter XL	Nov. 25, 2010 Rating: 15 Yess, I got the last achievement! But does me not being American count as cheating here?
Primary	Nov. 25, 2010 Rating: -2 I don't know why everyone thinks the controls are so bad... Sure, the wall jumping isn't perfect, but the rest is okay. Spinning the colour wheel by pressing Q and E would really be better, though. On the other hand, just clicking and then selecting from the menu barely takes any longer than pressing a key. Apart from the controls, the game is simply awesome, I love the graphics and the level design is pretty good as well. The boss fights were way too easy, though, mainly because you could always make yourself invincible.