1) Pick Virus. 2) Start in Canada, New Zealand, Cuba, or Greenland.(not Madagascar!) If you do not get there restart. 3) Sell the starting symptoms, if any, and buy sneezing (unless it is what you started with, just keep it). 4) Buy 1-1-1-0 resistances but no transmissions (they trigger closures). 5) Once four countries are infected, sell sneezing to get rid of visibility. 6) Wait until all countries are infected. If Madagascar closes its shipyards/borders or is not infected in 30 days, restart. 7) Buy all four drug resistances AND sneezing, coughing, and vomiting. 8) After a few days, unlock tiers 2-3, (do not buy tier 4 ever!) keeping whatever symptoms it gives you. 9) Buy fever, fatigue, diarrhea, pulmonary edema, and hypersensitivity. Then save for kidney failure and ataxia. KEEP THIS COMMENT ALIVE IT REALLY WORKS!!!!!!!!!
Go to the bar and TALK to the bartender and you will get HEAR. 2. Go to the park and click HEAR on the girl she will give you LOVE. 3. TALK to the guy with the guitar and then click LOVE. He will go to the girl and sing. Now click hear on him and you will get SING. 4. Go to bar and click on the girl. First TALK then LOVE and she will shiver. Then press HEAR and you will get SAD. 5. Get out and click on the hobo. HEAR him out then click SAD and you will get ANGRY. 6. Last go back and SING to your wife, TALK to her, become SAD, then LOVE her, then become ANGRY, then LOVE, and finally HEAR. Fin: Go in and do it with her. KEEP THIS COMMENT ALIVE
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