coffeegod's Comments

Aug. 13, 2016

Rating: -3

I want to like this game but the jump from 7 to 8 is a grind beyond compare. I loved it until I walled here.

Feb. 20, 2016

Rating: 4

Badging older games = proof idle games do suck!

Jan. 16, 2016

Rating: 0

Not bad for an idle game.

Jan. 11, 2016

Rating: 2

Holy freakin' memory leaks, Batman. Serious laggage after 15 minutes of game play.

Dec. 11, 2015

Rating: 0

I am proud to say this is the first game I've not used a walkthrough. Go me.

Nov. 15, 2015

Rating: 3

I got kinda scared when that blue Guy Fieri dude came at me! Thank you for making the hero female!

Nov. 07, 2015

Rating: 3

The grind....dear god, the grind is real.

Aug. 29, 2015

Rating: 0

Cut scene skip, please, for the love of all that is good.

May. 14, 2015

Rating: 4

Great....you survive snakes, spiders and squiggly lines bent on your destruction only to be killed whilst jumping over sperm.

May. 11, 2015

Rating: 7

Yep, still hate this game.

May. 10, 2015

Rating: 2

Cut scenes and words...dear god, shorten the cut scenes and the descriptions.

Apr. 18, 2015

Rating: 1

I really like this game. Might an explanation of what the upgrade adds to the party be added in the future? Also, buy the coin magnet immediately! Your sanity is worth the 5k.

Mar. 11, 2015

Rating: -5

MUST. HAVE. SAVE. OPTION. Admit it, you read it in William Shatner's voice, didn't you?

Jan. 28, 2015

Rating: 3

Research log - Day 57: Davies standing in for Rogers, who was juiced to death last night. The mutants just keep coming. There is no hope. We tried to turn back the orange-hued tide but it was bigger than we anticipated. We are sorry, so sorry for what we have done to humanity. May the pulp forgive us.

Dec. 31, 2014

Rating: -1

Great game until the final boss, who is way overpowered and the repair/special power-ups disappear. 3/5 because I was entertained until I ragequit.

Oct. 19, 2014

Rating: 0

Cut scenes from hell! I love this game but the skip option only works about half the time. ARGH!!!

Oct. 11, 2014

Rating: -2

Like the game but "5 minutes" my ass.

Aug. 10, 2014

Rating: 0

Please, for the love of everything, give us the option to fast forward through the MULTITUDES of cut scenes. Oh yeah, putting more clothing on the female toons would be good as well. Kthxbai.

Jun. 08, 2014

Rating: -2

Flying armadillo avatar FTW!!!

Jun. 06, 2014

Rating: 1

Great game. 3/5 because having to kill the boss then solve a puzzle and then borking the puzzle then having to kill the boss again then borking the puzzle then...wait...I died.