cogadam

Ah well. Hum. Hmmmmmmmmmm. I’m basically pointless and blank, do and know very little, am a large-headed tw*t enamored with himself so much that I like to inflate my enormous ego further by quoting Shakespeare and Poe. Anyway, must be off, just heard a gentle tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
There, made myself sound like a dick, therefore it can only get better. I’m lovely, really I am.