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So why is this rated so high? Terrible graphics, puke-inducing sound, gameplay worse then watching paint dry (At least the paint doesn't turn wet again after you wait for it to dry), and graphics that were developed by a ten year old in MS paint, oh wait, the guy at the menu screen is actually really good. That must be why the rating is so high...
Shittygame, low budget, two pixel characters, boxes consist of a couple lines, the whole thing is meant to frustrate you, even samfukinfisher could assassinate guards if need be. Nope, lets make this game as hard assfukin possible. In fact, without being able to assassinate guards the game consists of waiting 10 minutes for a good opportunity to go in, just to have a 50% chance of it working, and a 50% chance of a guard turning around at complete random and killing you making you wait another 10 minutes. The impossible badge makes this worse, you have to restart hundreds of time to get lucky. Where is the skill? All this game is, is one big waiting game, then dieing, then waiting again, BULLSHET! The music has only two beats *Doo* *duh* *Doo* *duh* it blows, I'd rather listen to a wounded animal screech. The sounds of feet moving are equally dull.
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Just got the hard, its mostly luck based. I tried about 25 times and couldn't get past 4, nothing was working, i'd get impassable roads, cops would ram me into everything possible. On the 26th try, I actually get to the end, but here's the strange thing. I knew you needed 8 miles, so I tried to kill myself, it took me two miles to do it, even with one sliver of health, because the caps banged me AROUND the obstacles. Probably not the best game for badges, they should be more about skill, less about redoing it 30 times until you get lucky.
I always got upset when I picked the "right" door. That was in late 2010. 6 months later I FINALLY realised you can go back through the door you came through if you picked the right door... D'oh!
Thanks for the feedback! I realize good games don't happen overnight, I spent about 4 hours programming what is here. This game needs more like 40 to be AAA. I just wanted to rush this out the door too see if it's a good idea. I knew that the game in the current state is absolute rubbish, however, I've seen shooter games that were just one boss fight, and i've seen shooters that have 10 - 15 levels with regular enemies with a boss fight at the end. But never a game that only has multiple bosses and no regular enemies. I wanted to get a general consensus from Kongregatians as to whether this was a good idea... As I can only spend 1 - 2 hours a day actually working on this, I expect the full game to be out in 2 - 3 months. Keep an eye out, and you shall see a major quality increase.
Night hawk, there already is, perhaps they should have added a tutorial, because the game is quite confusing. Anyway, look for another circle with dotted lines around a block, if thats there, then it means there is another block under it.
I rated it a 5, sure the level design is absolutely horrendous, but at least you actually put effort into making the physics engine, you made some really unique art. By the way everything is set up, I'm assuming you made a built in quasi-level editor into the code, in which it would detect the coordinates and lock on, then save them via a built in cypher? Very nice, you clearly put a lot of effort into the engine. All you need to now, is actually use you level editor to make something GOOD and not crap. A 5 for the fact building an engine like this could takes month of coding.
If you are trying to get a quick time, for the leaderboards (assuming API is ever implemented) make sure NOT to upgrade water bottles. They do no damage even fully upgraded, and if you are in throw mode with them, and you hit a gangster, the gangster gun mode is ignored... And gangster gun mode actually does damage... LOTS of it.
"The weather makes it hard to see, Comrade", Oh, good, I guess they can't see me steal this chocolate then... "Comrade, that is not in accord with our ideals..."
I did a little digging through the levels, and noticed a pattern, the NotDoppler logo changes position every couple levels... What's the pattern? It changes to which ever direction you are shooting... Have to shoot your bomb in the upper right of level 27? Well, just so happens they picked that level to place the NotDoppler on the right... (Exactly where you HAVE to shoot to beat the level.) A level like 46 where you have to shoot towards the upper right (to hit the boulder)? Well, just so happens they conindentily place NotDoppler there...
I've been playing this game for the last 5 hours, I can do it perfectly everytime, hit all the nice entries, then go up hit the star slides for speed, and come down and never hit the ocean. I'm pretty much an expert at this game. The issue is that it takes 99% luck for the impossible and 1% skill, once you master the game, you can do everything perfect everytime. What you CAN'T control is the hardest obstacle. You have to get a starslide at nearly every planet to get enough speed to reach the next one... Problem? There's only a CHANCE of getting that star slide, so the impossible requires either one or two tries for the lucky, and hundreds for those unfortunate.
It's BS.
This is one the harder hard’s I have gotten. For those wondering there IS a "trick" to it. The same 3 steps can be done for any level, What you want to do as soon as the level starts is use your heli (Machine Gun) that is fully upgraded with 5 stars (So you take less damage) as soon as you take control RUN past every enemy and pick up every civilian/VIP. There is a suggested route for each level. E.G, one level there are tanks in the bottom floor (with civilians) and in the mid floor there are only civils, if you go to the base the tanks will shoot and make the civils on the top floor fall and die, so you want to start mid, than pick up the two on the base. The majority of the time spent, finding the route. Secondly, you're going to want to once again, not shoot anyone, just run by everyone and pick up the stars. Once you have all stars THEN you want to go to your fully upgraded rocket helicopter and kill all enemy's rinse and repeat for most levels and you're done. Hope I helped.
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