A brick for a glider? This penguin must be stupid, And a umbrella for over 50$?!?!?! How did the penguin even get the money when we play this game? SO MANY QUESTIONS!
I can defy gravity and do seven somersaults in midair. I can unlaoad twelve rounds faster than you can blink. I can take a bazooka blast standing. I've shot down aliens and have wrestled mutant lizards to the ground. I can shoot meteoroids out of the sky onto my foes and never say die. I can kill mutant moths and kill goompa like things!
But yet water makes me explode into millions of pieces!
How retarded is that?
Anyone else finding themselves yelling at the screen, "I'm playing as hard as I can! It's the rest of you who are making it impossible for us to get any points! Don't yell at me for not trying, I'm working my pants off here!"? come on stupid screen Ug come on wt bleep LET ME WIN!!!!
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