Just once, could we get a demolition game made by someone who actually knows how explosions and physics and building collapses work? 'Cause this Joey guy don't know shit.
"We don't let just anyone join the Enforcers." Okay. My first actions after joining are to run several hundred thousand dollars of spirits to a town, siege it, then sell the contraband as well as an entire hold full of weapons and armor (because apparently I'm an arms dealer too). "Congratulations! You've made the Enforcers even more respectable! A promotion is in order." O_o I guess they do let anyone in.
"WHY DO YOU CONTINUE, HUMAN? YOU ARE NOT ACHIEVING ANYTHING. DO YOU CONSIDER THIS A WORTHWHILE USAGE OF YOUR TIME? PLAYING A GAME INSTEAD OF DOING ANYTHING USEFUL?"
"I continue to piss you off."
This had the potential to be a really good game, but whatever programming errors causing the insane degree of lag inflicted upon the player utterly and completely screw that pooch. I can't tell you how many times I've lost because the game decided to ignore my orders for close to a minute while leaving the "fast" button glued down from two waves ago. I'm running a fast computer with the latest version of Flash Player, so I dread to think what gameplay is like for people with lesser machines.
Hey Developer, if you're going to publish a game here, how about debugging it and fixing all the lag BEFORE release?
2/2 Also, in all the other games there was a "Kill Order" from Luke (aka Satan) on the target soul for their sins. Not so here. My theory? The demon wanted an excuse to go out and be sadistic, and "found" it in the form of a dead pet. This is supported by the kill itself; most of the other kills have been pretty quick, explosions, shark attacks, falling from high windows, and so on, but here it's a long, drawn-out death by exsanguination. The demon even says he wants the victim to die a suffering death in the final in-game quote. All told, this is a fairly major deviation from the usual flavor of these games, and frankly it's a bit disappointing.
I think the author slipped with this one. Let's take a step back for a minute and examine this: In every previous game, the "target souls" were guilty of murder, terrorism, child molestation, drug manufacture, human trafficking, poisoning food, and the like, crimes deserving of the fates inflicted. This guy? Aside from having no life and the occasional odd internet trolling, his biggest sin is neglecting his pet, hardly a "Hellable" offense. Maybe if he was actively torturing animals, but given his physical condition and the amount of difficulty he had just turning on the fan he'd probably give himself a coronary if he tried. 1/2
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