I love how surreal this game is.
The King: I haven't been defeated in 20 years!
*Battle*: My little chicken defeats him without getting hit.
Me: ???
The Phantom: I will crush you, burn you, kill you etc etc.
*Battle* Little chicken does not even get hit once
Me:...
But the best part is when you duel your "friends", one-hit-KO their monsters, and then take 2800$ from them! That's friendship for you!