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wow, ONE FOOT, y couldent i just get out and walk to the chopper

obama bit my ass

When the outbreak occured, mike was outside of one of the city of south bend's rescue stations. Just when he thought he might break through the crowds and get inside, a chariot came up behind him. It couldn't stop. It crashed through the crowds and killed at least 1 people. mike was almost as unlucky, as he was pinned under the chariot. Then, as if in a dream, obama came out of nowhere... but she wasn't herself, it was quite obvious that she had been turned into a Zombie. Blood ran down her shoe, drenching it. Before mike could react, not that he could do much, being pinned under the chariot, obama sunk her teeth into his @ss. He had put up a obama poster in his room when he was 14, and thought that at least it was her biting him... 'Better her than a fat old man' he thought. Clutching his most prized possession, the bomb his wife gave him as a two week anniversary present, he slowly passed into Zombification.