Me when I'm about to beat the first challenge: Yes, finally! This should give me enough skill points to max out my offensive skill list! Me after I finished: Shit...
So, 12 minutes from now, somewhere out there, a giant T rex will be on a planet, and the planet will be sponsored by AXE, and the T rex can shoot lasers and blow away giant meteors merely by roaring?
Dude...
I've tried to fix the lag with your guide but, sadly, it didn't help, until the lag problems can be fixed for sure, I have to give this game a 1/5 due to the lag causing my character to run into the monsters.
Passenger Seat: Dude, theres a zombie on your windshield. Driver: Oh yeah, you're right, hold on, I'll get it. (Driver turns on the windshield wipers and sends the car at full speed into a bus with blood spilling out the windows, and on impact the zombie flies off the windshield, landing on the top of the bus) Driver: There we go. Passenger: Hey, you got some blood on your windshield. Driver: HOLY ####
Btw, 5/5. :3
Originally it would have been a 5/5 but then... I realized that because I made one mistake while talking to the crazy old lady in the beginning, that I can't get the sunset motel, so I can't FINISH the game after putting all my time into it.. therefore, I present you with a 1/5, may your soul burn in hell forever.
@Floofywhiffle I'm sorry, but I don't see how the title can be described as "Blatantly racist" as it merely states the three main characters names, Ching: the one doing the obstacle course. Chong: Ching's brother. and of course, Mr. Beautiful: The one running the contest.
I love this series, I love this game, I love the new look! 5/5 Oh, also, "Shouldn't those airbags give better defense then that?" GENIUS! I LOVE IT! D:<
@GMKCA or anyone who cares- The reason they use the Britain flag for an English version of the game is because England used the English language before America. Or the creator of the game is Britain. I congratulate you for leaving your opinion though. :)
My theory starts now: I think that the boy had a pet fish of some sort, after the fish got bigger, his parents wanted him to get rid of him, so he threw him in the pond, over the years, the boy started thinking of the fish, and decided to look for him, as if checking on him. Then he found the fish, but the fish had grown into an octopus over the years. I'll do the judging of my theory for you, Fish can't write,obviously, so he wouldn't of been able to write the letters. 5/5 btw.
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