cornhuskmaster's Comments

THE NUMBERS!!!!!!!!!!

i really enjoy moonwalking

trying to get into the lorry after jumping out is the worst

To those who can't log in: Accounts that aren't in use after 7 days may get deleted (bummer, right?). Like so all can see.

Finding the pyramid's podium was fairly easy; finding all of the record players was the hard part for me

Just upgrade everything and make a maze with the walls.

...how do you mute?

If they were real Amazon, their right breast would be missing

Kramer!!!

Wait, when I finished, I only had 10 blue gems, not the required 15... strange.

Jesus, Sol, have you sunken so deep that you make your cult followers 5-star this piece of poo-poo? You've sunken so low, you should be in China...

@arella9977, how's the WASD config not nice for left-handed people if you use your left hand? I prefer it since I'm left-handed & I get to use the mouse freely.

Easiest strategy: Make a maze using walls & guns to slow down ground forces (if playing w/o air enemies).

Why does it look like I'm playing some dude instead of Chell?

What the hell? How is this even a game? You just walk around and wait for illegible writing to come and then you shoot some chick and yourself? What's the matter with developers these days? Are you at least trying to teach me something? Because killing myself because I broke up taught me nothing.

There is a dead cricket. Astonishing!

why u no have pause button?

you are a fragile ringtail raper who likes to rave with elephants

you are a magnificent airport who likes to hang bears

you are jesus prime, the first man-bear-pig destined to liberate all his sister (?)