As a child, he was considered very well-behaved.
As a teenager, he played the tuba.
He eventually went to college to study Physics.
Soon after, he began work in the cake mines.
He later married a slug named Linda.
Together, they had 4 kids.
He died at the age of 103.
It's well made, but you guys are assholes for making fun of people with mental illnesses... If there was a game called The Adventures of Pencilkids, I bet it would have a douche, a piece of shit, and a slut as the main characters... 4/5