"When you finally pass away you are mourned the world over. Billions of followers, from every nation, watch the broadcast of your body being thrown into a volcano. The crowds shed many tears as they chant Kaipt in your honour"
Who cares about the weird movement, the zoom in, the random purple powerup frequency, the powerup placement, or the overflow of obstacles. The real problem is the speed meter starting at zero even though we are moving
We don't offer a hard reset option for the game.