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Sometimes I won’t get in the bath because I see my own reflection in the water and assume there’s already someone in there.

“They’re not dogs if you can punt them” – MrPsychic
“If given the choice, I’d kill a child instead of a puppy.” – MrPsychic

“Everybody knows that pussy crawls towards me like a cat without any back legs.”

“Jesus, I woke up and my mouth is dryer than Ghandi’s sandals”