crowbarcrow's Comments

Talk to the chat. There is a lot that the game doesn't communicate well, but we love to help out.

My local and cloud servers don't update. I had a great time seeing new and interesting monsters that I could never keep, but I'm not playing an Idle game that I can't manually save.

What if we're actually playing as the villain, some sort of space tyrant intent on collecting planetary systems as space colonies and taking their resources? What if we,re like Christopher Columbus, only on a galactic scale and therefore worse?!??!

Wind Shear is perhaps the most broken attack in the game, notably used by wolves. Try to silence them before they use it.

According to Google, Madagascar actually does have airports!

The math doesn't add up. I did 167 damage on a ship with 157 health and it still stood.

You'd think the people would hate me for trying to sell them the same rotten corn I got from te town I export their rotten bananas....

"Loot Picker accidentaly broke a rare item!" After this, Loot Picker was never used again....

Ladies, when he says "I'll wait for you!", he means it. He will STAND there and WAIT, like a real man.

*grabs a shield and accidentally falls in lava* this protects me from lava in escape mode? *shield starts blinking* not for long!

I start eating a stag beetle and the web were he is breaks. Dafuq just happened?

8-bit Gangnam style. Doesn't go over well.

I flew so far backwards there was water. When I tried to bounce on the water, I had floating snow pile on me like I was in the ice.

This brings a new meaning to the phrase, "Hammer Time".

I got a tie game. There's no achievement or anything for it? :(

Where do I know the intro song from, and what is the name?

Rampage turns off if you pause.

It was big, it was aaaaaaall wiggly, AND IT ATE EVERYTHING!!!!!

Did anyone else get emotionally attached to their flock?

It makes the game easier to stop staring at the Healer's boobs and use the Magician instead (even though it's less fun that way). Also 2 Griffins of any kind are NOT better than one in the middle row.