crustywaffle

I drink red bull to slow down.
I punch holes through the time space continuum.
I own an old wooden pirate ship that I use to sail across the dark matter.
I once held a black hole; with my bear hands.
I borrowed the hands of a bear, and never returned them.
I was accepted into chronomancy school before there was a chronomancy school; I graduated before I was accepted.

I’m Crustywaffle; my best friends an octopus from space and George Washington is my father.