Interesting. I think the "pretentious" comment is getting to the point in that the pronoun "I" tends to feel so dominate that "we" can't participate.
But I like it. "Games" like this make me want to create flash stories.
Until you tell us EXACTLY what agency the missionaries work for, EXACTLY where they are, and so on, I'm not donating anything.
I am an occasional missionary to Africa (Liberia and Ghana) so please don't think I'm ignorant about this.