@Nikomania There is a mute button. Try clicking in top left corner with the little menu button with three dashes kinda like =, but with three lines. ;)
I find it hilarious that you've added humor to the game... in real life, all you need is a one week class or less to be a life guard at 16 or 18... but in this wonderful game... I had to graduate college and then two years of medical school before I could BECOME A LIFEGUARD!!! OMG Trolololol
P.S. If you want to make the game more realistic try bumping lifeguard down to highschool graduate or highschool student... and put nurse at its proper spot: two years med school. You're welcome. =)