dan80000

im a class clown in school i have another profile on nick.com and people hack me alot so dont trust me but i dont say im a fag theres a hacker if i say im a fag this is my story i was bored if you dont like it f u day 1 i just wake up by my mom yelling at the cat to get a job and then she yells at me to get a job just be gald i listened cause this was somthin bigger than all of us day2 i go to a job station and they send me as a cashier at mcdonalds and this person who was famous mj said hey sony come to my house after work you look peerty so i came and this is were the story gets started. day2s night i knocked on his door and he opened it and pulled me in sayin its cold out there and says he has candy in his room but its fun without your clothes and the lights of. midnight he pushes me on the bed and says lolly lolly and his wife coms in and jumps on mj and calls 911 sayin yup hes doin lil boys again and she leaves the cops come and says im a hero.day3 i go to the cop station the next day and they say wnna a job i was so like yes they kept sayin somthin but a hot girl in the back of the room i cant keep my eyes of her and the cops stab a badge in my shirt and say im a bounty hunter and he says were you lisning i was like yes still lokin at the girl she spankes herself and im like damnthe tell me som1 to hunt down in africa. day 4 i go to the airport and i say one trip to africa please andd the girl walks in and says the same think i said and she looks at me and i till like wow on the trip she sits behind my seat and i here her talkin bout somthin but i was day dreaming of us married and then a granny sits by me and she says let me cut your hair hippi i pushed her of the seat and i think she broke her hip and she kets up and looks at the girl cop girl behind me and asks her out she says i think id rather not.day 5 im in africa i go to the cop station and the girls there and im still like wow the cops say theres a murderer out there in the jungle and says hes a fighter he killed a whole town and twenty of our best officers and im still lookin at the girl but the cops say get out the bounty your huntin worths 1 billion dollars and i run in the jungle and i here a roar onother a growl and sceechin im lokkin were the noise is comin from and i walk over to the noise i pick up a branch and look at the noise it was a lion and a chheta finting both bloody fighting to death i look awy in pain to see the suffering the i hear a loud roar and i knew 1 was dead and 1 won i looked again and the lion there levin nothing left of it chomping and ripping and the bones flesh and blood are getting eaten i thought of doing somthing insane it was dangerus and no out come but the death of a warrior lion i jump out and start whakin the lion it cracks in half i think i am so screwed the lion turns aroun im sure it was thingin your next i jumps on me and then it flys of of me and then another lion is there i run for my fukin life and then they both die an explosin happens and a monster with a rocket launcher come in the fighting area i hid thinkin thats my bounty after the beast leaves i run agian and it was like a car goin down the road my adrenilen level was amazingly high probily im almost flyin but i run into somthin i dont know wat but it knowcked me out day6 im still lying on the ground and im movin for smothing the ground felt warm and furry i look beside me and see the ground and fur im as scared as hell im on an animals back in the woods when the beast could come out of no were i just lay there and i stop movin the animal carrying me was a lion and it starts lickin me i couldnt help myself it tickled so much i started laughingand i get up and i bend down to pet it but then it picks me up and runs like wild im in shock then a rocket is chasing the lion i think the monster and i hold on the lion for dear life and the rocket blows up the lion flys with me on its back were way in the air i needed a miracle wich i got a plane flys over me and the lion and go flyin we land in a field and a archer was there shooting arows i faint day 7 i wake up and theres the archer she says my name is slash i said my name and i remembred the hot cop girl and the archer both look the same i thought for a second and then i heard a roar so loud i barly could hear after it i get up and the wall of the think i was in falls over and slash looked horified i found onother branch and looked out of the fallen wall areas side and the best iseen 2 days ago look over the other sid of the wall our heads are right beside eachother and we both go ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i take my branch and slam it on his head he falls and my branch broke again but the beast was lyin on the ground and im like 1 billion dollars are mine i look for my cell phone the i notice my pants and my boxers my shirt my socks and mjs head coms between my legs and he gos yip yip yip yip lookin at my wanger nad i take a crap and the poop lands on mjs head he starts rubbin it all over him a slash kills mj with an arow and looks at wiener and licks her lips i get dressed and call for a helicopter and i hit the beasts head with onother branch and just when the helicopter arivves the hot cop girl has a sword and jumps out of a tree and slashes 1 of the prepellers and the helicopter falls down to the groun and the cop runs after slash and she shoots her arows and kills the cop and i call for another helicopter and i put the beast on the helicopter and i ask slash to come on the helicopter she runs and jumps on the helicopter and we fly back to were it all started slash and me get married i get my billiond dollars and my mom comes to my house and yells at me to get a job=)