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When he jump, he go up like this

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Jun. 17, 2019

Rating: -3

Too many issues with the game. At first, I thought that the minimalist style worked well with the sardonic humor, enough to excuse the lack of balancing, repetitiveness, and continually diminishing returns. A lot of idle games suffer from these issues, but none that I've played have more so than this one. A bunch of the upgrades are antithetical to each other, your EXP rate usually decreases as you purchase upgrades (along with their relative effectiveness) but their price exponentially increases as you go on. There are things it's pointless to put points into, and others that will impede your progress in some way. There are no unlocks for getting 200 of ANYTHING, Spite is virtually useless but basically the most expensive recurring upgrade, etc. And after losing my progress, despite never being warned of my save not working, there's no reason to continue playing. Go play a functional idle game. The only redeeming factor is the updates, the balancing clearly used to be far worse.

The Programmer RPG

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Aug. 20, 2014

Rating: 1

I lost my first level due to both my own cockiness and the space in between the $ and the cash you have. I tried to be clever, and wrote: private var displayMoney = dollarSymbol + " " + userMoney;

Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher

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Sep. 17, 2013

Rating: 2

MAKE A SEQUEL NAOW!

Big Head Bash

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Jul. 21, 2013

Rating: 0

NOOOO! It made me a girl D:

Developer response from Spicyhorse

Don't worry, all is not lost. You can get the free "man" toy in the shop :)

You are a... The Sequel

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Jul. 19, 2013

Rating: 0

Last one. I'm Mother Virgin the desperate hero destined to do nothing about nothing.

You are a... The Sequel

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Jul. 19, 2013

Rating: 0

Nevermind, apparently I'm Boss Assassin the massive pedo destined to snack on aids.

You are a... The Sequel

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Jul. 19, 2013

Rating: 0

You are Mother Asspie the Racing Boy destined to change all aids. I FREAKIN' KNEW IT!

Free Rider 3

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Feb. 24, 2013

Rating: 1

Less vehicles? How sad.

Knightmare Tower

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Oct. 08, 2012

Rating: 6

The awkward moment when you realize that this guy's sight must be impaired. And that he fails at awkward moment jokes.

Pheus and Mor

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Sep. 22, 2012

Rating: -4

That really fat dog who can't even jump can swim, while the lean athletic boy cannot? That's messed up...

DuckLife 4

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Mar. 07, 2012

Rating: -7

Why does the game load so slow? This ain't a PS3, just sayin.

Doodle God 2

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Jul. 08, 2011

Rating: 3

The combination for Cigarette should be tobbaco and poison.

Rebuild

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Feb. 18, 2011

Rating: 1

Wow some of these nicknames are hilarious. My favorite ought to be "Granny Pants" or "Beer O'clock" or maybe "Red Bull".

Champions of chaos

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Dec. 23, 2010

Rating: 7

The Paladin is like a super soldier. He does pretty good damage, can heal, can regenerate mana, can hit multiple people, and more. Have you noticed most of the comments for best team have the paladin in it? I think teamed with the rogue is a pretty awesome fix, but he could really go with anyone I'm pretty sure.

Monoliths Mario World 3

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Dec. 22, 2010

Rating: 3

This is what the intro says: This is a game based on the fan of the series of infamous Mario video games from Nintendo. This is the first full series in Monoliths Mario World (short MMW) series. This game features 3 worlds, with 3 boss levels. Fight your way through hordes of enemies and save the princess (again) .. You're the only hope for saving the Mushroom Kingdom! Credits: monolith Programming - Main RK - complete level design and gui Hope you like it:) Known issues: - Some bugs 1px mario alignment. - Still some incompatibility issues with different browsers Listen move left] - Left arrow key [Move to the right] - right arrow key [Top (for example, climbing)] - key aRow [Download] - down arrow key [Go] - S [Run] - A (hold this key while moving to gain speed and jump higher!) [Pause] game - space

You are a... The Sequel

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Sep. 27, 2010

Rating: 1

You are the Dragon Girl The Brooding Boy Destined to Re-invent Russia!

You are a... The Sequel

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Sep. 27, 2010

Rating: 1

You are Pussy Ex the Ruthless Sniper destined to Murder Bart Simpson...

.: Plazma Burst :: 1.6 :.

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May. 07, 2010

Rating: -1

it wont let me stop crouching

Swords and Sandals IV: Tavern Quests

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Aug. 16, 2009

Rating: 0

Great... The demon ate 40 of my hp -_-

Streamline

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Apr. 21, 2009

Rating: 0

Wow, this game even freezes when I have it on low quality.

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