HOW TO CORRECTLY PLAY ROTMG:
1. buy $10 of gold
2. buy one vault and char slot
3. NEVER BUY GOLD AGAIN.
4. make a knight
5. make it level 20
6. make a wizzy
7. make it level 20
8. Dont go in dungeons that are too hard for your stats : like dont tomb 0,1,2/8. (if you die, down rage. just calmly try again and spend 10 minutes of your life.)
9. make the knight 4/8
10. make the wizzy 4/8
11. make the knight 6/8
12. make the wizzy 6/8
13.Now it is safe to tomb.
14. make zem chars 8/8
15. PROFIT.
16. fame farm
17.BE LEGEND
18. Record the whole thing
19.quit this game and never play again
You know your addicted to rotmg when
>when you buy milk from the store and saying its better than orange juice
>when you say “sell life 6 deaf”,
>when the person your talking to makes 6 people deaf and kills you.
>when you think daggers reach further than swords.
>when you think blue swords are better than gold swords
>when you think white bags are better than brown bags
>when you devote your life to it and buy all the gold
>when you think white bags are better than brown bags
>when you notice the joke above has been repeated twice
>when you criticize me for thinking 1 life is 6 def
>when you read all my jokes up to here
>when you make so many rotmg jokes ._.
wave 5, 10, 15, 20, and so on: Monster General: This cursor is clicking all of our forces for no apperent reason! We need to send out the behemoth! Monster Soldier: Good idea! Should we make it fight back because nothing else does? Monster General: no, just make it run away after 30 seconds and have a copy of it take it's place. Oh, and make it drop slightly more coins when it dies too.
Hmm... The penguin learning to fly in what way other than hopping on the missiles he is shooting and die? He's like, I know! lets destroy the same dodo home world planet 20 times in a row so i can destroy the slightly bigger dodo home world planet! Wow, I can't belive the moon can respawn like that! Isn't stealing missles and shooting them at random objects fun?
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