Darches' Comments

Feb. 07, 2016

Rating: 3

1) The timer was almost OK because the room wasn't too difficult, though it probably should've been longer. I thought the decapitated horse was a puzzle and wasted time in utter confusion. I also tried hitting the shadow with a crowbar. The shadow reminds me of Deep Sleep... 2) The sliding puzzle isn't a problem people. Just move blocks in circles (the only algorithm for this type of puzzle) and work your way up. The empty tile will be top/center. 3) The puzzles flowed nicely and weren't too "out there." Little details like "I look tired" -> "make coffee" show real polish. 4) The game lagged my laptop. Can't be helped with that beautiful art I guess.

Jan. 24, 2016

Rating: 2

TheShogunShoNuff: Actually if you're talking about the Kong Adobe link, there was a checkbox to NOT install McAfee, it's just placed in a spot where you'd be very likely to miss it. McAfee is now a part of Intel security and probably paid Adobe for the install. Also, I didn't get any virus. That was probably already on your PC, or McAfee was fighting with your other antivirus software. You can uninstall the McAfee shit, just look for the uninstall executable in your Start menu (if you're on Windows 7).

Jan. 19, 2016

Rating: 5

I'm reading comments and preparing to be disappointed, but I'll be damned if I don't get to level 1 for that sweepstakes!

Jan. 15, 2016

Rating: 0

So curves require an uncomfortably high sensitivity while at the same time drastically reducing your reaction time for the next obstacle... Not my kind of game. It was good though.

Jan. 15, 2016

Rating: 2

Absolutely terrifying. Good job.

Jan. 15, 2016

Rating: 3

Excellent music blending.

Jan. 12, 2016

Rating: 4

This game makes my laptop run real hot, but my room is cold this winter, so thanks!

Dec. 17, 2015

Rating: 5

Back to the grind...

Dec. 14, 2015

Rating: 8

It's true, difficulty ratings are complete garbage. Lasers are OP. Good game though.

Dec. 13, 2015

Rating: 5

Accidentally spent 10 PC on stamina. Grindy, but no real gameplay. Poor UI. Bad tutorial. No way I'm playing past the badges. Shitty games don't get my money, even if they're slightly addictive.

Dec. 03, 2015

Rating: 6

For some like me, this is the hardest badge on the site. PRO GUIDE: 1. Place cursor in corner 2. Eat sandwich 3. ???? 4. PROFIT!

Nov. 10, 2015

Rating: 4

I'm sitting here trying to get QUA and it's taking an eternity. This game is hard for English natives. The hard badge is actually impossible, but really shouldn't exist.

Nov. 10, 2015

Rating: 0

I think time attack somehow sent me back to level 5... That's kind of severe. Good thing I already got the badges...

Nov. 10, 2015

Rating: 5

The -1 trolls are back it seems. I like the shop music and the game's pretty nice, interesting how there's actually power-downs. It seems really repetitive though (level wise, grinding is kept at a minimum!).

Nov. 08, 2015

Rating: 1

Oh, the game's already over?... "Gotta go fast!"

Oct. 21, 2015

Rating: -6

Woah! The down-voters are here LOL! I wonder if there will be a Sushi Cat kongpanion?

Oct. 05, 2015

Rating: 12

Smart seeking wall turrets, my arch-nemesis. We meet again...

Sep. 01, 2015

Rating: 15

I don't like how you have to wait to get certain upgrade slots, because if you accidentally build the wrong tower, it takes quite a while for it to refresh.

Aug. 18, 2015

Rating: 2

I jumped above the screen and died... WHAT. I was just trying to think outside the box ;_;

Aug. 18, 2015

Rating: 2

You must collect 15 hearts to unlock Toby's Dream, then collect ANOTHER 15 hearts in the dream. The badge description misled you because you need 2 quantities of the same thing that serve different purposes.