Darches' Comments

Aug. 10, 2015

Rating: 21

Do you know how useful flux stabilizers are?... Neither do I.

Aug. 07, 2015

Rating: 17

Pro tip: You can burn a LOT of time by stalling the giant meteors.

Aug. 07, 2015

Rating: 7

The bonus turret should NOT make the game HARDER.

Aug. 06, 2015

Rating: 2

Help me RNGesus.

Aug. 06, 2015

Rating: 2

Controls take some getting used to but it's worth it. The changing dialogue enriches the game world. Probably the best snail game I've ever played.

Aug. 05, 2015

Rating: 4

Confusing. Laggy. Not fun in the slightest.

Jul. 29, 2015

Rating: 4

96,720 points FUUUUUUU

Jul. 19, 2015

Rating: 3

More annoying than fun. Ghost ships take forever to destroy and keep teleporting. Definitely an endurance badge.

Jul. 02, 2015

Rating: 3

Not colorblind friendly. The white and cyan cups look the same!

Jun. 07, 2015

Rating: 7

I recommend Armored Assault -> AI 3100 -> Crusher. Also, one of the Exile's red ships is bugged, it's obscene health is far larger than the small meter.

May. 06, 2015

Rating: 0

I gave it 5 stars but yeah, it's very repetitive. There's really no reason to play on higher difficulties.

May. 02, 2015

Rating: 3

"Take a walk," they said. Well FINE.

Apr. 28, 2015

Rating: 6

I used strength/reproduction with a side of speed/defense. The game becomes EASIER as you progress. You don't need agility or giant genes that don't increase your total stats.

Apr. 27, 2015

Rating: 2

If you want instructions, click "intel"! It's not hard, I promise!

Apr. 23, 2015

Rating: 0

Super repetitive...

Apr. 19, 2015

Rating: 0

Hold UP to jump automatically when the game is able to register it.

Apr. 18, 2015

Rating: 1

I don't like the acorns in level 6. Like, what causes you to jump higher?

Apr. 17, 2015

Rating: 4

DUDE (sweet game)

Apr. 17, 2015

Rating: 1

This game is awesome, minus the physics (those never work in games).

Apr. 17, 2015

Rating: 0

At least it's free... But I'm disappointed in the badges.