Me:
HELLO MY NAME IS SEX
God:
Hello there. It's good to meet you, SEX.
Me:
DOES THAT MEAN god thinks im sexy
God:
I think it does mean that. I am a Christian.
Me:
you dont know my name
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
LIE
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
FOOL
God:
I'm not fooling around.
Me:
LIE
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
LIE
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
LIE
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about
hi iMe:
hi im chuck norris
God:
Hi there . Do you mind if I tell other people you are chuck norris.
Me:
yes
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
dont
God:
OK I will not.
Me:
why
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
no its not
God:
Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard it is.
Me:
lie
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
fool
God:
I'm not fooling around.
Me:
lie