DarkTree_1's Comments

Jun. 08, 2016

Rating: 1

the jump button is much, much less responsive than the hookshot button, with the jump button working like 1/10 times you press it. this is supposed to be a platforming-action game, but when there's either a huge delay or it didn't register my input, it just.. doesn't work.

May. 23, 2016

Rating: 3

"so, sir, what would you like put on this house? i'd say we should go for a door fir-" "flowers and vases." "wh...that doesn't make any sense, how do you-" "I SAID, FLOWERS AND VASES. WHAT AM I PAYING YOU FOR."

Mar. 15, 2016

Rating: 1

i like to imagine that the entirety of the premium content speech is just him improvising, unedited, for 5 minutes

Feb. 08, 2016

Rating: 1

i've tried for months on end. ever since this game came out, i've been striving for 100% completion at different times. but jesus christ the impossible badge is impossible.

Feb. 05, 2016

Rating: -1

this game's ost is so good

Dec. 22, 2015

Rating: 8

for anyone wondering, this game is broken on firefox. go to fizzd.itch.io or just google "rhythm doctor" and it should be embedded in a website. this version's broken, go play the fixed one

Nov. 28, 2015

Rating: 9

these games on the epic quest kill me inside

Nov. 24, 2015

Rating: 1

protip: infect as many countries as you can, and THEN get symptoms/death dealing symptoms. i'd recommend parasite.

Nov. 13, 2015

Rating: 2

in order to put out fire, simply roll 1-4 times, and it'll be out. when you're completely on fire, it takes quite a few rolls to get you un-onfire

Oct. 21, 2015

Rating: 3

protips about melee combat: if you hit someone immediately after jumping, it will 100% knock them down and farther away into hazards. they can crouch under this, though. diving (running and then pressing crouch while running) will knock people over and do minimal damage. it also makes you immune to fall damage. guns will sometimes knock enemies down and knock them back when you shoot them at any range, although you're more likely to do it with the shotgun or sniper rifle. the bazooka insta-kills if you get a direct hit, it also slows down time until the person explodes.

Oct. 20, 2015

Rating: -7

for completing the arena, maybe there should be a reward, like, uh, when you transition levels in survival you regenerate one armor/all your armor?

Aug. 28, 2015

Rating: 1

Protip: the first boss can ONLY be damaged by special attacks (aka your charged attack), and if you need charge, just hold the left and right arrow keys, it'll manually charge you. The spiderlazor is stunned by special attacks, at which point he can be damaged by normal attacks.

Aug. 17, 2015

Rating: 1

My data just reset. What happened?

Jul. 20, 2015

Rating: -5

The message at the end should've been "You faced the music" instead of "you survived the music"

Jul. 17, 2015

Rating: 19

@quackersnap, there is a fast forward button. It's bright blue, and over your units.

Jul. 15, 2015

Rating: 1

I love how The Queen looks like the band Kiss's member, Queen. This dev is amazing.

Jul. 10, 2015

Rating: -5

Crashes the game as soon as I press the "play" button.

May. 14, 2015

Rating: 3

That moment when you get "+1 Spike, wind and treadmill speed" three times in a row.

May. 04, 2015

Rating: 0

"The blacksmith had a stroke of brilliance! ...And he crafted a masterpiece!" is probably one of the most amazing things said to me.

Apr. 07, 2015

Rating: -4

Spawn ten spawn carriers in arena mode, mate. I feckin' dare ye.