DarthParallax's Comments

Jul. 24, 2011

Rating: 6

I love how the penguin gets a shifty-eyed look at the beginning. You just read his thoughts word for word: "Flightless?" I'll show them. I'll show them all.... then SLAM! down goes the door, Flintstones-style xD

Jul. 24, 2011

Rating: 0

I watched the intro....and I couldn't bring myself to play the game any farther. I HAD to play the WHOLE first game because I'd never seen this before and it looked epic.

Jul. 24, 2011

Rating: 2

.....holy CRAP!!! O.o Click everything else before you start level 20, and wait to buy the last graphics. If you have every single other upgrade, and go through the 'Game Over' screens, then go back and get the highest graphics for the first time at level 20- then level 20 will feel like the most awesome victory lap of any game ever made. Ever.

Jul. 24, 2011

Rating: 2

I got as far as reading the name of the LAST achievement was 'Oh Right, The Game'. Then I upgraded my star-giving power to 5/5.

Jul. 23, 2011

Rating: -3

I don't know...if you think about it like a rick-roll, its kinda funny? maybe? the difference between a rick-roll and actually being cheated out of money by a used car salesman- the rick-roll might be more immediately annoying/unexpected, but it doesn't really harm you in a lasting way. 5/5 Stars for the lulz.

Jul. 22, 2011

Rating: 3

Oh good Lord. Someone let Gilderoy Lockhart pick up the Sword of Godric Gryffindor, and now he thinks he's a hero. Now he's probably going to find trouble and get...himself... ... ... Carry On! :D

Jul. 22, 2011

Rating: -1

I'm stuck. I keep refreshing the page so I can read the intro again and again and again. What should I do?

Jul. 22, 2011

Rating: 6

I hate zombie movies. I hate zombie novels. I died. A lot. 5/5 stars.