(Turtle being rushed into hospital on stretcher)
Doctor: OH MY GOD! What happened to him?!
Man: He umm, erm...
Turtle: I fell down some stairs.
Man: He fell down some stairs!
Looks like Tron with animals. 5/5 Nerdy Pick up lines #2: "I wish I could be your derivative so I could be tangent to your curves.",#3: "Are you the square root of 2? Because I feel irrational when I am around you."