WOW! SIQUIJOR IN THE PHILIPPINES. IVE BEEN THERE NOT AND I SAW SOME ASWANGS/MONSTERS (in my sleep) ITS MORE FUN IN THE PHILIPPINES! promoting philippine tourism.
You: "Oh no! the apocalypse has started"
Survivor : "Why, is it because there are a lot of zombies?"
You : "Well, that and fat people are now running"
Fat Survivor : "What about me?"
You : "Oh, except you, you're the only fat b*tch lazy enough to run a meter"
[Fat Survivor b*tch slaps you]
You : "Jake, who was that?"
Jake : "The princess of the Fire Kingdom"
You : "Dude, I think I have a crush"
THERE SHOULD BE LIKE A "WEAPON CRAFTER" OR SOMETHING AND YOU JUST PAY FOR THE PARTS AND ALSO "POWERUPS" LIKE A REGENERATOR (FOR HEALTH) OR SOME BIZ.
PLEASE LIKE IF U AGREE! :)
This doesn't apply when there's so much minigame action to be had.