haha....now all i can think of is this village going "oh no! we have no food!" then a statue just comes STOMPING his way in,screaming "EAT YOUR WHEAT!!!" then freezes in town square. he woke up every 50 years to scream "WHY ARENT YOU EATING THE FRICKEN WHEAT!?" they made a holiday for his anniversery and everything.
hm. so,they implanted a chip in my brain...making me go through these odd configuration tests....and this chip is stimulated by plasma dopamine? i would ask "why?" but you could ask that for many things done in the way of science.spacetravel,genetic engineering...anyway,really good game. nice presentation.
hmm....where did he keep his money?....since he didn't have his wallet....and his pants don't look puffy...oh! he was stuffing them down his throat! that would explain why he's so buff,as well as explaining why it hurts so much to be punched by him!
this is so boring!!! i can't sign in,because my passwords,several of which i've tried,never work! that means that i can't talk to anybody,and that wouldnt be a problem,if i could respawn after i died! you might say "it's only a minute-long game" but why not PLAY THE GAME DURING THOSE MINUTES!?
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