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Effing Worms 2

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Jul. 19, 2012

Rating: 0

I was like: Hey, why would we need a "Kill me" button? Those mines single-combo me down. *Reaches final level, with rampage jaws, anti-mine head, and metal-healing, and starts to fly outside, gains rampage, combo <600* ... Oh, thats why...

Divine Intervention

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Jul. 15, 2012

Rating: 1

This sh*t is freaking me out... I'm going to go play something more kiddy-like... RapeLay. (5/5 stars btw)

MagicPen2

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Jul. 15, 2012

Rating: 13

No matter how hard I try, I cannot resist building a catapult EACH AND EVERY TIME!

Dead Drunk 1.3

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May. 06, 2012

Rating: 3

Kids, remember, if, by any chance in your life, are about to die, no matter what the cause, just drink a couple dozens of beer, and then hold "r"... If you do this successfully, you are gonna be immortal to any kind of death. Remember! 1.Drink, 2.Press "r"!

Drop Dead: Final Cut

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May. 06, 2012

Rating: 2

Oddly enough, this is pretty entertaining, while being FAR MORE DISRUPTING than most games involving violence. I believe that this is more disrupting than Torture chamber 2.

Mitoza

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Apr. 15, 2012

Rating: 6

And it all begun from a peanut...

Surrender

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Apr. 15, 2012

Rating: 2

I have to admit, this is the BEST loading screen ever xD

60 Second Life

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Apr. 14, 2012

Rating: 9

You know, I believe that the "first" life each one gets, is their "real" life (a.k.a. your priorities in your real life). That is, because you are not that familiar with the game, and everything is rushing by so fast, your mind automatically chooses for you, depending on your priorities. Also, the subtle way that those messages appear, like "You're broke" or "Forever alone", is how subtly and delayed you would realize in reality... This really deserves a 5* and AddToFav. Good Job!

Tower of Heaven

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Dec. 30, 2011

Rating: -8

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Coinbox Hero

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Dec. 30, 2011

Rating: -3

I luv Bashing teh BOXES!! lulz ok now seriously. I noticed that buying stuff doesnt work additively. example Upgrade lvl 1)100 2)200 3)300 If you buy 3rd upgrade directly you pay only 300 instead of 600 u would pay if u bought each after the other... I would ask you to fix this but It helps so friggin lot ^^. gg(great game) and 5/5

Epic War 2

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Oct. 07, 2011

Rating: -15

This needs a real MONSTER Pc for the last 3 levels....good thing I have one ^^

Reincarnation: All Hallow's Evil

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Jul. 31, 2011

Rating: -10

I LOOOOOOVE the speeches, but You ruined my perfect paradise of EVVIILL, when the demon says, "I need to get rid of this mutt!"

Paint The Fence

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Jul. 31, 2011

Rating: 58

Watched the intro and I was like O.O What the HECK???

Ricochet Kills 2

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Jul. 07, 2011

Rating: 3

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Ultimate Assassin 3

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Jul. 07, 2011

Rating: 3

Say if I have killed the victim in the middle of the place, and now Im running to leave before they discover the body. While Im running the guards gain EXTREME sight and just when Im right next to the exit, one guard sees the body. Suddenly ALARM ALARM ALARM I pass over the exit and on to the open (due to the buffed speed) and a guard sees me....FAIL. So why does the sight of the guards improve when Im moving even if Im behind a wall?? I think u need to seperate the sight for the body and the sight for the assasin.

My First Quantum Translocator

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Jun. 20, 2011

Rating: 2

Seriously, hasn't ANYONE yet noticed how both W and Q work for leaving a shadow and how *SPOILER ALERT* both F and D work for Tele-jump??? This has saved me around 10 times from ridiculous death :P ^^

Get Off My Lawn

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Jun. 18, 2011

Rating: 4

But when I buy the first and WITHOUT "req", buy the 2nd I pay first the 100$ then ADDED 200$ = 300$ for the 2nd lvl while if I had bought it directly, I would have paid only 200$!! Plus, after that, when I "req" I get ONLY 200$ back!! I lost about 700$ trying to figure if this happens. If you want, and do not really need that money, try it out for yourselves, Even though I don't recommend it. Please Rate up, so that this reaches HotAirRacoon, to be fixed ^^. P.S. For God's sake, please, don't rate down if you have not tested it, 'cause some people rate down while saying "Wtf is that idiot saying, "thumbs down"" (After 10 minuits a comment pops up) "WTF MY MONEY IS GONE!! BUGBUGBUG!! RETARDED GAMMMEEEE!!!" :P It really has happened to me ^^.

Get Off My Lawn

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Jun. 18, 2011

Rating: -3

sorry dunno why that happened, ignore it

Get Off My Lawn

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Jun. 18, 2011

Rating: -5

( :P It really has happened to me ^^.

Get Off My Lawn

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Jun. 18, 2011

Rating: 0

All good and nice game BUT... The tune-up shop is REALLY badly made. For exaple, I buy the 1st lvl torque with 100$; when I say "I want my money back ("req" from here on)", it returns 100$, ok 'til now. When I buy the 2nd torque directly, I pay 200$ and when "req", I take my 200$ back, still no prob. (Continued --->)

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